Here's the question of the day, from ESPN.com Page 2's Bill Simmons (http://espn.go.com/page2/s/simmons/040116.html for the whole article):

That reminds me: When you order a large coffee at Starbucks here in sunny California, and the smarmy wanna-be actor behind the counter corrects you and says "You mean venti?" -- well, is it legal to lean over the counter and punch him in the face? Can I get a ruling on this? Sooner rather than later?

My opinion? Probably not legal, but certainly justifiable. :-)